Why So Sad?? ( A Riddle )

One fine day, empty bun was feeling bored at home..

so he decided to call his cousin, chocolate bun out for a movie...

they met up.. went to the cinema.. and watched..

THE POTATO BROTHERS

 

The movie made chocolate bun cry...

it was just too sad for him watching all the potatoes die..

However.. empty bun didn't even shed a tear..

now... can you guess why??? why didn't empty bun cry??

highlight for answer

ANSWER: because he has no feelings (fillings)

 

Eventhough the movie made chocolate bun cry...he still enjoyed it nonetheless..

so the next day... he took his friend, curry puff to watch the same movie again..

they met up.. went to the cinema.. and again watched..

THE POTATO BROTHERS.. again

Now this time.. the movie made curry puff cry.. 

  

curry puff.. like his friend has a soft spot for potatoes..

however, this time chocolate bun didn't even shed a tear..

can u guess why curry puff cried but chocolate bun did not cry??

highlight for answer 

ANSWER: chocolate bun knew the ending already thats why he didn't cry

The next day, curry puff wanted to watch a movie...

 but he didn't want to watch the same movie twice...

so he and his cousin, blueberry muffin decided to watch another movie..

they met up, went to the cinema.. and watched..

MELON WARS

Apparently, curry puff has a soft spot for melons too..

he cried again after watching the movie..

however, blueberry muffin did not even shed a tear..

can you guess why curry puff cried but not blueberry muffin??

highlight for answer

ANSWER: because they had different feelings ( fillings )

END..

WORLD HUNGER a.k.a. GLOBAL FOOD CRISIS

What Do yoU KNOW About It?

Throw out the ignorance....




Enlighten yourself...
 
 


What Can yoU DO To Help?

"If you want to eliminate hunger, everybody has to be involved"   - Bono, U2



Reduce your meat consumption.  Go vegetarian full-time / on some days...



Support YUM! Brands and donate to the United Nations World Food Programme...



(YUM! Brands consist of KFC, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, Long John Silver's and A&W)

Go ahead.  Start NOW.  Make A difference.  =)

Neaput the Peanut

Surrounded by white..

Where am I?? What am I doing here?? Am I dreaming again??

POOF!!!

A fart sound.. Smoke appearing..What the..

Cant see clearly.. Too much smoke..

Wait a minute.. Its not fart.. Looks like..

A fat cabbage and a devil hamburger??!!

What the heck is this..?

'Greetings Neaput.. My name is Gacabbe. And I am an angel', says the fat one.

'And my name is bumhergar', mumbles the evil one.

..I almost burst out laughing.. Such silly names..Even their looks are silly..

'You are in a place called a white room', the fat one said..

'And you are dead'

What??!! How can I be dead??!!

'Someone sat on you.. You broke into two.. You have a problem with that?!, Growls the evil one..

Suddenly I don't feel like laughing anymore..=(

'This place is where all dead souls chill out or hang around before they are judged whether to go to heaven or hell', the fat one says..

Wait.. so am I going to heaven or hell??

'We have to check.. But I hope you are mine..HAHAHA', the devil says..

POOF!!

Its that fart sound again.. Hmm..

Wow a tv.. That's so cool..

'Lets watch together =)', says the angel..

.....The fat one gives me the creeps..

-_-

Wow not bad.. Didn't know I was so usefull..

Peanut butter for kids.. Peanuts with beer.. Health benefits.. Not bad..

Well..Looks like I'll be going heaven after all =)

'Let's go to heaven', says the angel..

Yeah..Let's go..Feels like the evil one there's gonna eat me up already..

Whoah..Im actually flying..cool..

HEAVEN.. Wait for me..Here I come!!!

Wait.. Why is the TV still on..

What's that??.. People dying from peanuts??!! (Author's note:True story. Go check out the web)

How can that be possible??

What the.. Something's grabbing me..

Oh no..Its the evil one...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

  DAMN!! =(

END..

12 Interesting Ways To Order Pizza..

1. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.


2. End the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."


3. Ask what the order taker is wearing.


4. Say hello at the beginning of the conversation, then behave as if they called you.


5. Change your accent every three seconds.


6. Ask them to repeat the order, then say "OK. That'll be RM30.50 please pull up to the first window."


7. Talk softly at the beginning of the conversation. When the call ends, scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.


8. Imitate the order taker's voice.


9. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.


10. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.


11. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Press the cutoff button.


12. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. Keep changing until the order taker gets pissed. Then say 'Don't you understand the words that are coming out from my mouth?!'

Peter Butter

This is Peter Butter.

Mr.nice guy, kind, helpful, and carries a smile on his face. All the time.

One day, when Peter Butter was reading the paper.

He came across the news of the kidnapped chicken egg.

Apparently the kidnapping was done by this rotten fruit here, The Mandarin.

The Mandarin is a wanted criminal in 5 different states including Breakfastville and Dinnerville.

He is known as 'The Mandarin Monster' because he eats anything that he can get his hands on.

After reading the news, Peter Butter was filled with rage.

Then, he jumped out the window..

Why?

No...Its not suicide..

Because unknown to the world, when Peter Butter jumps out the window..

He becomes Butter-Fly.

The Hero of breakfastville.

Always saves the day before lunch.

Without wasting anytime, Butter-Fly zoom across the sky with lighting speed, in hopes to find the missing egg.

With his super sense, he tracked The mandarin to an abandoned warehouse just outside the town of Breakfastville.

Meanwhile..

The Mandarin and his gang of rotten fruits were getting ready to eat the egg when Butter-Fly broke in..

Hero style.

Butter-Fly kicked..

Head-buttered..

And stepped his way through the rotten pile.

He even captures their leader a.k.a 'Mandarin Monster'.

Finally, when all is done.

He looked at the egg. Unharmed.

Butter-Fly smiled as he saved the day again.

A true Hero. The bravest among all.

He bent over to pick up the egg.

CRACK!!!

Peter Butter a.k.a Butter-Fly has butter fingers.

END..

The Potato Brothers

My name is Bob.

Im a police officer. I catch bad guys.

Why am I running?

Its because of him.

Hamburglar.

Hamburglar is a wanted criminal for stealing the Golden Cheese. A fine piece of jewel that belongs to the burger king.

Me and my brothers were assigned to catch him and bring him to justice.

My eldest brother, Rob, was the one who tried to catch hamburglar first.

However, Rob was unable to keep up with him.

Hamburglar is a fast food. Rob had short legs.

Rob jumped INTO a huge fire while Hamburglar jumped OVER the fire.

Rob. Rest in peace.

My second brother, Yob, tried to catch Hamburglar after Rob got fried.

Yob. Who also had short legs was unable to keep up with Hamburglar.

Yob jumped INTO a moving lawn mower while Hamburglar jumped OVER the lawn mower.

Yob. Rest in peace.

So here I am. Trying to catch this piece of rotten food.

I have longer legs than both of my brothers.

I know that I can catch him this time.

Im so close...

Nearly got him...

Shit...

END...

Melons On Missions

I am Captain Melon.

Captain of the Melon Squad.

A few hours ago I received word that the Pines were invading Rice territory.

I decided to come check it out.

The Pines are a ruthless band of bandits that kills anything and steals everything.

Led by their leader Huang Li, the Pines have strengthen their forces over the years.

This isn't going to be an easy battle for us.


The Pines did a surprise attack.

They fought hard.


We fought back harder.

Although they have the numbers.

We have the spirit.

WE ARE MELONS!!


The fruit war lasted 1 week.

The Pines surrendered and everyone including Huang Li is under Melon custody.

A total of 2000 Melons were sacrificed in this war.


Rest in peace my brothers.

You will not be forgotten.

END...

A tribute to soldiers around the world.