12 Interesting Ways To Order Pizza..

1. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.


2. End the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."


3. Ask what the order taker is wearing.


4. Say hello at the beginning of the conversation, then behave as if they called you.


5. Change your accent every three seconds.


6. Ask them to repeat the order, then say "OK. That'll be RM30.50 please pull up to the first window."


7. Talk softly at the beginning of the conversation. When the call ends, scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.


8. Imitate the order taker's voice.


9. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.


10. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.


11. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Press the cutoff button.


12. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. Keep changing until the order taker gets pissed. Then say 'Don't you understand the words that are coming out from my mouth?!'

Peter Butter

This is Peter Butter.

Mr.nice guy, kind, helpful, and carries a smile on his face. All the time.

One day, when Peter Butter was reading the paper.

He came across the news of the kidnapped chicken egg.

Apparently the kidnapping was done by this rotten fruit here, The Mandarin.

The Mandarin is a wanted criminal in 5 different states including Breakfastville and Dinnerville.

He is known as 'The Mandarin Monster' because he eats anything that he can get his hands on.

After reading the news, Peter Butter was filled with rage.

Then, he jumped out the window..

Why?

No...Its not suicide..

Because unknown to the world, when Peter Butter jumps out the window..

He becomes Butter-Fly.

The Hero of breakfastville.

Always saves the day before lunch.

Without wasting anytime, Butter-Fly zoom across the sky with lighting speed, in hopes to find the missing egg.

With his super sense, he tracked The mandarin to an abandoned warehouse just outside the town of Breakfastville.

Meanwhile..

The Mandarin and his gang of rotten fruits were getting ready to eat the egg when Butter-Fly broke in..

Hero style.

Butter-Fly kicked..

Head-buttered..

And stepped his way through the rotten pile.

He even captures their leader a.k.a 'Mandarin Monster'.

Finally, when all is done.

He looked at the egg. Unharmed.

Butter-Fly smiled as he saved the day again.

A true Hero. The bravest among all.

He bent over to pick up the egg.

CRACK!!!

Peter Butter a.k.a Butter-Fly has butter fingers.

END..

The Potato Brothers

My name is Bob.

Im a police officer. I catch bad guys.

Why am I running?

Its because of him.

Hamburglar.

Hamburglar is a wanted criminal for stealing the Golden Cheese. A fine piece of jewel that belongs to the burger king.

Me and my brothers were assigned to catch him and bring him to justice.

My eldest brother, Rob, was the one who tried to catch hamburglar first.

However, Rob was unable to keep up with him.

Hamburglar is a fast food. Rob had short legs.

Rob jumped INTO a huge fire while Hamburglar jumped OVER the fire.

Rob. Rest in peace.

My second brother, Yob, tried to catch Hamburglar after Rob got fried.

Yob. Who also had short legs was unable to keep up with Hamburglar.

Yob jumped INTO a moving lawn mower while Hamburglar jumped OVER the lawn mower.

Yob. Rest in peace.

So here I am. Trying to catch this piece of rotten food.

I have longer legs than both of my brothers.

I know that I can catch him this time.

Im so close...

Nearly got him...

Shit...

END...

Melons On Missions

I am Captain Melon.

Captain of the Melon Squad.

A few hours ago I received word that the Pines were invading Rice territory.

I decided to come check it out.

The Pines are a ruthless band of bandits that kills anything and steals everything.

Led by their leader Huang Li, the Pines have strengthen their forces over the years.

This isn't going to be an easy battle for us.


The Pines did a surprise attack.

They fought hard.


We fought back harder.

Although they have the numbers.

We have the spirit.

WE ARE MELONS!!


The fruit war lasted 1 week.

The Pines surrendered and everyone including Huang Li is under Melon custody.

A total of 2000 Melons were sacrificed in this war.


Rest in peace my brothers.

You will not be forgotten.

END...

A tribute to soldiers around the world.

I Am Chicken

I was born with a birthmark on my thigh.

Ever since i was little, I knew that one day I'll do great things.

I knew that God brought me into this world for a greater purpose.

As I was growing up, I heard many stories about a wonderful place where chickens are loved and craved for.

A place where chickens like me become items of obsession.

A place where chickens become famous and make it big there.

I knew that it was my destiny to go there.

To go there and fulfill my dreams.

One day, I escaped.

I tried to convince my siblings to come but those simple minded creatures wouldn't.

They thought that I was crazy.

I'll show them. I'll become famous and show them.

I giggled slightly as i daydreamed of becoming famous.

I crossed raging rivers.

Climbed the highest mountains.

Travelled through deep forests.

Crossed busy streets.

Hmmm....It reminds me of an old joke.

Finally, my destination.

My shot of becoming famous.

How I longed for this day.

I giggled slightly again just thinking about being famous.

When I got in, one of the employees rushed to me with open arms to welcome me.

My little heart was filled with ecstatic happiness as I ran to him.

I giggled all the way.

These arms are where I belong!

Ahh… Paradise =)


…….I blacked out. Where am I? I feel hot, stuffy, wet... Wait..is that smoke?!



END....