Why So Sad?? ( A Riddle )

One fine day, empty bun was feeling bored at home..

so he decided to call his cousin, chocolate bun out for a movie...

they met up.. went to the cinema.. and watched..

THE POTATO BROTHERS

 

The movie made chocolate bun cry...

it was just too sad for him watching all the potatoes die..

However.. empty bun didn't even shed a tear..

now... can you guess why??? why didn't empty bun cry??

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ANSWER: because he has no feelings (fillings)

 

Eventhough the movie made chocolate bun cry...he still enjoyed it nonetheless..

so the next day... he took his friend, curry puff to watch the same movie again..

they met up.. went to the cinema.. and again watched..

THE POTATO BROTHERS.. again

Now this time.. the movie made curry puff cry.. 

  

curry puff.. like his friend has a soft spot for potatoes..

however, this time chocolate bun didn't even shed a tear..

can u guess why curry puff cried but chocolate bun did not cry??

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ANSWER: chocolate bun knew the ending already thats why he didn't cry

The next day, curry puff wanted to watch a movie...

 but he didn't want to watch the same movie twice...

so he and his cousin, blueberry muffin decided to watch another movie..

they met up, went to the cinema.. and watched..

MELON WARS

Apparently, curry puff has a soft spot for melons too..

he cried again after watching the movie..

however, blueberry muffin did not even shed a tear..

can you guess why curry puff cried but not blueberry muffin??

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ANSWER: because they had different feelings ( fillings )

END..

Neaput the Peanut

Surrounded by white..

Where am I?? What am I doing here?? Am I dreaming again??

POOF!!!

A fart sound.. Smoke appearing..What the..

Cant see clearly.. Too much smoke..

Wait a minute.. Its not fart.. Looks like..

A fat cabbage and a devil hamburger??!!

What the heck is this..?

'Greetings Neaput.. My name is Gacabbe. And I am an angel', says the fat one.

'And my name is bumhergar', mumbles the evil one.

..I almost burst out laughing.. Such silly names..Even their looks are silly..

'You are in a place called a white room', the fat one said..

'And you are dead'

What??!! How can I be dead??!!

'Someone sat on you.. You broke into two.. You have a problem with that?!, Growls the evil one..

Suddenly I don't feel like laughing anymore..=(

'This place is where all dead souls chill out or hang around before they are judged whether to go to heaven or hell', the fat one says..

Wait.. so am I going to heaven or hell??

'We have to check.. But I hope you are mine..HAHAHA', the devil says..

POOF!!

Its that fart sound again.. Hmm..

Wow a tv.. That's so cool..

'Lets watch together =)', says the angel..

.....The fat one gives me the creeps..

-_-

Wow not bad.. Didn't know I was so usefull..

Peanut butter for kids.. Peanuts with beer.. Health benefits.. Not bad..

Well..Looks like I'll be going heaven after all =)

'Let's go to heaven', says the angel..

Yeah..Let's go..Feels like the evil one there's gonna eat me up already..

Whoah..Im actually flying..cool..

HEAVEN.. Wait for me..Here I come!!!

Wait.. Why is the TV still on..

What's that??.. People dying from peanuts??!! (Author's note:True story. Go check out the web)

How can that be possible??

What the.. Something's grabbing me..

Oh no..Its the evil one...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

  DAMN!! =(

END..

12 Interesting Ways To Order Pizza..

1. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.


2. End the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."


3. Ask what the order taker is wearing.


4. Say hello at the beginning of the conversation, then behave as if they called you.


5. Change your accent every three seconds.


6. Ask them to repeat the order, then say "OK. That'll be RM30.50 please pull up to the first window."


7. Talk softly at the beginning of the conversation. When the call ends, scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.


8. Imitate the order taker's voice.


9. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.


10. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.


11. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Press the cutoff button.


12. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. Keep changing until the order taker gets pissed. Then say 'Don't you understand the words that are coming out from my mouth?!'